Learn how to drive

Posted by sourpatchbaby | 4/06/2007 | 9 comments »

When borrowing your dad's brand new $1,000,000 Ferrari

Do not hit a power pole while driving at 200 MPH

but if you do, make sure that you only have slight bruises and scrapes by wearing your seatbelt

Car was totaled (remember one million smackaroos)
There is a 2 year waiting period for this car.
I believe the dad's exact words were: you will never drive my car again and you will be grounded until cows fly! I don't care you were alive, I cared about my car!
Oh and worst of all.... the car only had 9 miles on it!......
One mile of it was during the wreck...


  1. Katherine Marie // 2:35 PM  

    Well, we know that kids life is worth at least a cool mil. Ah, such is the comfort of a rich kid. I'm sure dad'll just wait another two years for the same stupid car, and he'll probably crash it again.

    Must be nice.

    Verif. called me : XIX COW

    &%!# you, word verification.

  2. sourpatchbaby // 5:36 PM  

    Yeah, dad will most likely get a new car. But I have a feeling that he will put a life insurance policy on the kid before he allows him to drive anything.

  3. Katherine Marie // 3:33 AM  

    lol. I'm sure. It's like a cash-back refund for creating such a lil' dumbass.

  4. sourpatchbaby // 8:15 AM  

    LOL! It's the ultimate mastercard commercial.

    ferrari: $1,000,000
    custom paint job $950
    3 million dollar life insurance policy on dumb child? priceless.

  5. Katherine Marie // 2:23 PM  

    Exactly my sentiment. We are like brain twins, you and I.

  6. Katherine Marie // 2:25 PM  

    Question, when you got paid for Payperpost, did the $ go right on the paypal? Is there a way to get cash out of it, like if it deposits in a bank account? Or.. do you have to buy stuff online?

    I have 3 days until I get my sweet 7 bucks for my first paid post. I can't stand the anticipation. I'm mentally imploding with joy.

  7. sourpatchbaby // 2:02 PM  

    LOL! I love love LOVE the idea of you mentally imploding. Yeah you can actually send the money to your bank account if it's verified. Only thing is, it will take 3-5 business days for it to actually get to your bank account. Also, if your brain implodes.. does that mean that mine implodes also? We being brain twins and all?

  8. Katherine Marie // 3:07 PM  

    Well, it's a possibility. If you lived near me, it'd be likely. But considering how far away you are, you might have a grand mal seizure.

    At least, in theory ♥

  9. sourpatchbaby // 8:19 AM  

    I like that, I do.