Holy Poop on a Stick!

Posted by sourpatchbaby | 5/29/2007 | , | 4 comments »

So my sister has been scanning pictures and emailing them to me. And Holy Poop on a stick They're old skool pictures. And by old skool, I mean old skool. Can you guess which one I am? Hint, I have the 'groovy" red shoes on.
I must've been like 6 at the time...

be prepared to see a whole lotta me.

Baby Name Game

Posted by sourpatchbaby | 5/22/2007 | , | 9 comments »

So, I gots tagged. Again. But this time the Papa tagged me. It's about the meaning of the names. So, The Kid's real name is Joseph. It's hebrew and it means May Jah Give Increase. But my name, my name's something quite weird. It's Gisselle. It was supposed to be Arlette but my father changed it when he went to register me (in the DR you don't register babies at the hospital but later in life). He also changed my sister's name from I don't remember what it was supposed to be, to his ex-girlfriend's name. I don't think that my mom was very happy with that decision. As for The Hubby, he has one of the common names that you see hispanic men with. It's either Jose, Roberto, Pedro, or Luis. Back to The Kid, he was not named by either myself or The Hubby. He was actually named by God himself. You see, The Hubby had a vision where God told him that he would have a son and that he must name the boy Joseph. And since you can't really go against God's will because he can smite you, we did. His middle name is Ethanael, I chose that because while I was pregnant I had a crush on Ethan from Passions (give me a break, had nothing to do all day but sleep and watch soaps).

Posted by sourpatchbaby | 5/22/2007 | , | 0 comments »

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Win a date with Mirelly Taylor!

Posted by sourpatchbaby | 5/21/2007 | 1 comments »

Andrew gives you the lowdown

So there’s this girl, well she’s an actress. And she’s been in such movies as Kiss Me Again, Serving Sara, Las Vegas, and Numb3rs. And she’s very lonely and needing herself a date. There are a bunch of really funny submission videos at GoFish.com right now! Go check them out. One of the funniest things about the contest is that anyone can participate. So even if you’re a girl that’s into that sort of thing, you can actually win a date with her. This is not just win a date, is actually Seduce a Celeb. So you can actually see that your seducing charms worked and won you that much coveted date.
go here and check out theFree videos at GoFish.com
I think that someone should record themselves flinging spaghetti at a wall saying that the voices told them to do so. Then they could do a close up of the spaghetti wall spelling her name and do the cheapo idea lighbulb thing when they realize that they can enter the contest and win a date. But then again, I am running on just one banana and one guava today. Am starving so my ramblings will probably seem like crazy talk to you. Which fits perfectly with the whole overtone of the contest as my very rambley video could actually be a winner. Only thing is that I don’t think The Hubby would appreciate me going on dates with other people….

Guess what?

Posted by sourpatchbaby | 5/16/2007 | 9 comments »

umn....so several things have gone on this week. Among them is the fact that I'm currently right now exactly this minute holding within me the next heir to the sourpatch fortune (all three candy bars of it)..

yeah, I'm preggers.

I love payperpost

Posted by sourpatchbaby | 5/11/2007 | 8 comments »

I love me some payperpost! It's the best way to get paid to blogI haven’t told you guys how much money I’ve made with it, have I? Well, so far I’ve made about $182 dollars. But I don’t post everyday, I will start doing more though. I’ve seen some people that have made over six hundred dollars! It’s easy to do this, only write a little bit when I want and about what I want and sit back waiting for the money to roll in. It has helped me raise my page rank from like a negative zero to a three and I hope that it will help me go up to a higher page rank soon enough. Pay per post is the best thing since sliced bread!


Posted by sourpatchbaby | 5/11/2007 | 3 comments »

Oh Goodness, I just noticed that I got tagged by a couple people! Well, I'll do the Nutz one first tag first.


1. Add a direct link to your post below the name of the person who tagged you. Include the state and country you're in.

2. List our your top 5 favorite places to eat at your location (locally).

3. Tag 5 other peole (preferably from other countries/states) and let them know they've been tagged.

I live in Tampa, Florida (population 289,790. Waaaay more than what that nutty mommahas in her town!)

1. Taco bus - it's not actually named that, but everyone refers to it as such. It has the very best tacos in the world. They really season their chicken well and put lime and homemade salsa in their tacos.

2. Sonic - I know it's a chain, but I just love me them strawberry limeades!

3. Golden dragon Restaurant - Pupu platter anyone?

4. Acropolis - The best Greek food around.

5. Food court in the Mall - I'm sorry, but there's no beating walking around the food court getting fed free food!

Who to tag, who to tag....
anyone else care to join?

How to have even more clean fun

Posted by sourpatchbaby | 5/09/2007 | 5 comments »

One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very Sexy nightie. "Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want." So he tied her up and went golfing.

A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, "Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!" The husband said, "Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?" "Doesn't matter," she said. "Just get out."

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband.

A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license. First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test The optician showed him a card with the letters
'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.' "Can you read this?" the optician asked. "Read it?" the Polish guy replied, "I know the guy." **************************************************

Advance Restaurant Finance

Posted by sourpatchbaby | 5/09/2007 | | 0 comments »

If you ever wanted to start a restaurant but didn’t have the money to do so; now’s the perfect time. You see, there’s this company, and they give out short termsmall business loans. And since the money that you will receive (working capital) is a loan for the business, all the interest is deductible. What does that mean? Well, it means that basically you get an interest free loan for your business.

Guess what???!!!!

Posted by sourpatchbaby | 5/09/2007 | , | 3 comments »

I have got myself an edumacation! I am officially a diplomaed person! I have an Associate of Arts in Business Administration! Yay! It only took me three and a half years! Yay! Whee! Soo very happy for me! Also, I found out about this skool. It's a christian skool in Florida and I can get me my Bachelor's in only 15 months! Yay! And it's one class at a time. And it's online classes. And each class lasts four weeks. Oh boy! Oh boy! I will be an accomplished woman in no time.

Why we need uniforms in skool

Posted by sourpatchbaby | 5/09/2007 | 1 comments »

Or, another reason why I want to home skool my kids.

I wonder how he was able to sit down with that big ole rifle stuck in his pants.. he, he. Is that a rifle in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Public Service Announcement

Posted by sourpatchbaby | 5/07/2007 | | 2 comments »

If you have an electric toothbrush, it's probably not a good idea to take it out of your mouth while it's still on. You might end up getting some toothpaste in your eye and go temporarily blind.

I'm just saying...

How come no one has commented on my last post? It's been there all day and I didn't put it there to be cute. I put it there to get feedback. Katie, if you have time to peruse Youtube for morbid dancing nakey cat videos like this, you've got time to comment. Man, what do I gotta do to get you to comment here? pry your computer open from the inside out? Shame on you Katherine K Katsikas! Shame on you!

I will wither and die without comments! Noooooo, must...stay...alive.....

Brain fritters

Posted by sourpatchbaby | 5/03/2007 | , , | 5 comments »

So yeah, it's been a heckalong week:
Monday: After dealing with all the work stress all day long......go to skool learn that after we've been told the whole semester that the final would be open notes, now it's not. Did I mention that the final is Weds? And that it's math (my archenemy).

Tuesday: Have to attend "training seminar" at work due to some panel interviews that we're to hold. Stress* me out a lot. Am sent home with a pile of resumes to go over on TOP of my math junk I have to go over. Lose my T1-83 calculator. Have no idea what happened to it. Am about to go into fetal position. Had to beg the receptionist to lend me a crappy looking thing that a kindergartener wouldn't be seen with.

Wednesday: Have to be at the interview room at 8:15am. Not a good idea since I'm extremely cranky if I don't eat a cuban/meatball sub/can of chefboyardee early in the morning. Am starving and losing my mind. First two interviews were like night/day. Extremely different**. Break for lunch and run over to the taco bus to gets me some of the best tacos in town. Had no time to study and*** have to run back and interview some more. Didn't finish the interviews until 4:50pm. The VP of our segment called us to get our feedback on the people we intervied. Didn't get out of that until 5:30pm. Did I mention my final was today? Yeah. Run over to skool's cafeteria and get with the other students there. We're all trying to study but it's hard since the teacher gave us this chapter in two weeks, and he wasn't even in skool two of those days(two day a week class). Did I mention that he won't answer any questions directly? Like, if I don't understand question five and ask him to explain....He will look at me and say: if it makes you feel better, put what you want there.WTH?**** All of us dumb students try to figure out how to do things. We finally figure out how to work things out then we have to rush over to the class.

Test was eeeeesseee. Was more of what I would expect a 5 year old to do. I better get an A in it or I'll put flaming bags of poo in his house.

*got a cold sore right in the middle of my lips. I've never even seen one that wasn't at the corners of the lips, let alone in the middle. It's HUGE.

**Tip for all you job seekers: if you're being interviewed and someone asks you a question, don't be all huffy and say: "I believe we already covered that already" when A)we haven't. and B) we're interviewing you not the other way around. Be a professional already and answer the darn question. Also, vague answers don't quite cut it. Be prepared to back up what you have on your resume with specific detailed answers. And don't say that you don't want to be a "road warrior" when you know full well that the position YOU applied for requires 15-30% unexpected travel. On eye contact: don't assume that one person is the main decision maker and only speak to that person when other people are asking you a question. Also, panel interviews mean that everyone on the panel will make a decision, not just the one person you single out to the point of ignoring others.

***Got a soda out of the electric cooler thing. When I opened it, it fizzled all over the place. Thank goodness that I was next to a trash can. What didn't fizzle out, was frozen. People, stop turning the temperature in the cooler thing all the way down. You have exploded several cans of soda already. Grow up.

****what the heck.

UPDATE: Also, if your interview is at say, 10am. Please do NOT show up at the jobsite at 7:30AM! I mean, seriously! What are you expecting, that we take you before everyone else? Be a professional about it. What irks me most is that this person was (since she's not even going on to the second round of interviews) applying for an HR Director of the Americas Region position. The kind of thing that you need to be a professional and that you make way more than six figures. NOT the kind of job you get at your local Mickey D's. Act like an adult and not an impetulent child.


Posted by sourpatchbaby | 5/01/2007 | | 1 comments »

If you’re like me, you’ll end up buying way too much stuff with way too little money. Or you’ll end up overpaying for something that you just realized that you HAD to have something that you didn’t even know existed and now have to explain to your husband/wife/momma how you paid 10 dollars (plus shipping) for a 3 dollar item..

Or you’re just naturally broke but still want to be able to shop whenever you want. That’s where bid4prizes comes into play. Instead of bidding up and being stuck paying more than top dollar for an item you could’ve gotten for half price at the store, you’re actually bidding down. Yeah, I know. It’s not the top offer that wins, but the lowest bid that wins. And best of all, you don’t even pay for your bid if you win. Only catch is, you can only win once every ninety days which is killer for me because I already have my eye on several things. Including a BMW 3 series! Imagine moi driving a beautiful BMW! I have to go now and bid, bid, bid until I win, win, win!