Drug Rehab

Posted by sourpatchbaby | 4/11/2007 | | 3 comments »

Okay, so you thought you were just having fun and enjoying yourself. You thought you were a casual smoker and that people liked you when you were high. Fast forward a few months, years, maybe even weeks depending on how much you did. Now you’re sleeping on a mattress that you can’t even put up on cinder blocks because you sold those for money. You’ve hit rock bottom, what to do? Get thee to a drug detoxification program! The Stone Hawk program is one of the best out there with an 80% success rate versus the 20% the other programs offer. Their key is teaching addicts how to successfully change their lifestyles and become productive members of society. Personally, I’ve never wanted to do drugs (not even when someone called me after snorting coke and was all highey and stuff), but I will definitely recommend this program to people that I see. Katie! Go there and become a productive member of society.

3 comments

  1. The Children's Barn Store // 3:10 PM  

    Um, excusemua?

    No drugs for Katie,
    except, of course, for some heavy doses of Nyquil on occassion. I mean, it is the only stuff that legitimately tastes like red and green... which are what? That's right! Christmas colors!

    Well, I see you couldn't resist the 15 dollar post, even though it was highly unrelatable. Looks like it's actually an okay place, tho.

  2. sourpatchbaby // 4:16 PM  

    You are weird. Weird like it's 1975 weird.

  3. The Children's Barn Store // 1:35 PM  

    And you are confusing. Like 2007 confusing. Whatever that means .