Why does everything that sounds good is not as it seems? I just read this on my job tv:
Bacon portrait sells for more than expected.
Of course I thought that the following news would reveal some magical pictures of frying bacon with maybe a little egg/sausage to accompany. But nooo, its only about some weirdo named Francis Bacon whose painting sold for who knows how many liras....... That just about ruined my morning.
Damn, you even killed my spirit a little in reading that. I was really hoping to hear about a bacon portrait so I could google it.
Hey, I made a special ode to you, to lift up your bacon-less day.
Pssst. Check out my page. It was very time-consuming! ♥