Anyone want the rest of my vicodin? Am not sure I want to finish the whole bottle. Is making me very loopy. But seriously folks, am glad I never did drugs because I don't like the high I'm getting off the medicine. Not sure what the big deal is, maybe because it aint pot or something like that. Maybe illegal drugs give you a better buzz feeling. All I know is that I don't like it. Am kinda fond of my braincells.
Vicodin makes me feel yucky, but I'll take some perks!
I kid, I kid.
I'm actually not big on the high stuff either. Pot makes me psychotically paranoid, which is no fun. Too much booze makes me uneasy, because I don't like the psychological loss of control, and most pain killers have little to no effect (or in cases like Vicodin, a bad tummy effect).
So, flush 'em down the drain, or eat them for a handy, chalky snack.
Your verification thing called me
"FM Gas". Double U Tee Eff?!
A wtf? my verification called you a wtf? and a farty wtf at that......I might have to investigate further into that as it seems to have a ring of truth...besides:
1. you're already paranoid
2. You have the least amount of self control I've seen in anyone (with the exception of me around sourpatchbabies) and,
3. the results of number 2 cause you to have tummy aches (remember the chinese food eat-a-paloozas?, lots of tummy aches there)
Well, actually, it just called me FM Gas. I was saying "What the f" in my own retarded way.
It's funny that you brought up the belly aches, because I recently figured out why, dude.
I might have some sort of bread intolerance. When I was on low carb (Which I obviously must get back on), I stopped having the bad tummy pain, and didn't really think about it. As soon as I ventured off the diet, I ended up nearly crying in tummy ache-ness from a slice pizza or one muffin.
I guess I am pretty paranoid... but not even close to as bad as when I smoke the juju stuff. And self control?! Pishaw!
Noooooooooooooo! No intolerance! You are not allowed to be one of those wishy washy people that have food allergies! You can take it like a man. A man that can take it!
Well, I can take it, but again... tummy aches... and a general bad feeling...
Shudddup! Take it like a mayun!
I never take the meds they give me because of that reason. When I got my wisdom teeth taking out awhile ago I didn't use any out of the entire bottle.