Vicodin anyone?

Posted by sourpatchbaby | 3/19/2007 | , , | 7 comments »

Anyone want the rest of my vicodin? Am not sure I want to finish the whole bottle. Is making me very loopy. But seriously folks, am glad I never did drugs because I don't like the high I'm getting off the medicine. Not sure what the big deal is, maybe because it aint pot or something like that. Maybe illegal drugs give you a better buzz feeling. All I know is that I don't like it. Am kinda fond of my braincells.

7 comments

  1. The Children's Barn Store // 4:04 PM  

    Vicodin makes me feel yucky, but I'll take some perks!

    I kid, I kid.

    I'm actually not big on the high stuff either. Pot makes me psychotically paranoid, which is no fun. Too much booze makes me uneasy, because I don't like the psychological loss of control, and most pain killers have little to no effect (or in cases like Vicodin, a bad tummy effect).

    So, flush 'em down the drain, or eat them for a handy, chalky snack.

    Your verification thing called me

    "FM Gas". Double U Tee Eff?!

  2. sourpatchbaby // 4:16 PM  

    A wtf? my verification called you a wtf? and a farty wtf at that......I might have to investigate further into that as it seems to have a ring of truth...besides:
    1. you're already paranoid
    2. You have the least amount of self control I've seen in anyone (with the exception of me around sourpatchbabies) and,
    3. the results of number 2 cause you to have tummy aches (remember the chinese food eat-a-paloozas?, lots of tummy aches there)

  3. The Children's Barn Store // 8:16 AM  

    Well, actually, it just called me FM Gas. I was saying "What the f" in my own retarded way.

    It's funny that you brought up the belly aches, because I recently figured out why, dude.

    I might have some sort of bread intolerance. When I was on low carb (Which I obviously must get back on), I stopped having the bad tummy pain, and didn't really think about it. As soon as I ventured off the diet, I ended up nearly crying in tummy ache-ness from a slice pizza or one muffin.

    I guess I am pretty paranoid... but not even close to as bad as when I smoke the juju stuff. And self control?! Pishaw!

  4. sourpatchbaby // 9:05 AM  

    Noooooooooooooo! No intolerance! You are not allowed to be one of those wishy washy people that have food allergies! You can take it like a man. A man that can take it!

  5. The Children's Barn Store // 9:18 AM  

    Well, I can take it, but again... tummy aches... and a general bad feeling...

  6. sourpatchbaby // 11:04 AM  

    Shudddup! Take it like a mayun!

  7. Anonymous // 3:56 PM  

    I never take the meds they give me because of that reason. When I got my wisdom teeth taking out awhile ago I didn't use any out of the entire bottle.