Married and dating?

Posted by sourpatchbaby | 1/12/2007 | | 1 comments »

I'm not sure, but I think the internet wants me to leave The Hubby. Why, you may ask? Because I keep getting all these emails about meeting single people in my area. That would be okay if:

A) I was looking for people to date
B) I was looking for black single women.


I think it's safe to say that there are a lot of black single women out there in need of dating. Why else would they be online wanting to meet people anonymoulsy? Plus, why would I want to date like minded singles in my area? If I was gonna cheat, I would probably be looking for the like minded swingers in my area, don't you think? Oh well, there are so many websites out there where people can join anonymoulsy and chat/email others to do naughty things. LikeYour Date Link here, for example. I guess if I was looking for stuff, they would be the place to go. But I don't because I get plenty in my inbox.... Seems to me that if I focused nearly half as much time to my marriage that these people spend online, I might have like the bestestsesteringestest marriage in the whole wide world. By the way, the virus thing is still going on. Stupid cubicle people downloading porn off the internet while at work. Don't they realize that they should wait till they get home? I've barely gotten any work done all week what with the no computer thing.
paid post

Posted by sourpatchbaby | 1/09/2007 | 6 comments »

to anyone that I couldn't comment on today, this is the reason why. I have become a virus. I know I'm not that productive and really reeeely don't like to work; but a virus? Not even a drain on society, just a virus.


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Weird dreams

Posted by sourpatchbaby | 1/09/2007 | 7 comments »

Okay, so yesterday I had the craziest dream. Here it goes:

I'm at a strip club (girls stripping, not guys). I can't see anyone stripping but I just know. There are a bunch of women at my table and we can see an empty stripper pole in the background. The place is full of men. One of the women at out table (I don't know anybody at all in the place) has her eight year old daughter with her. The mom decides that since it's the girl's birthday (that's right, she was turning eight that day), that the little girl should strip for everybody (all the men around thought it was a pretty good idea). I of course got really mad at the mom and started yelling at her. I told her that "if she wanted someone to strip so badly she should do it herself". Mom of course thought it was a great idea and went off with the club owner to get hair/clothes done. I told the woman that of course she didn't want her child watching her strip, so why don't I take the little girl out to her car until the mom is done doing her "business". Mom said very coldldy "why don't you do that."

I went outside but it was very dark out and there were barely no houses around. It was all woods. The little girl wasn't with me, but the mom was psycho! She was chasing me all through the woods trying to kill me! I ran and ran until I saw someone trying to get in a house and ran to them and asked them to call 911. A cop car came by and (here's were it gets weird) I had this sudden connection with him. It was like love at first sight on both our parts, cuz he felt it too. I never saw the cop's face but knew that he had black hair (The Hubby has black hair and used to be a cop years ago). Eventually more cops came by and they aprehended the woman and CPS came by and took the child away. The cop took me home (there was a part where I'm cold so he's warming me up with his cop jacket only he's still wearing it...) and that was it. We both felt the connection and both wanted to tell the other one that we liked them and that we wanted to go out.....
Oh yeah, I knew that the other women would try to get even with me because psycho mom had lost custody of her daughter because of me.
I had another weird dream last night but have to think twice about it because I can't remember it properly.

No Service

Posted by sourpatchbaby | 1/08/2007 | 2 comments »

Server's down. Not even sure if this post is making it through....

Guardian Ad Litem, ctd

Posted by sourpatchbaby | 1/02/2007 | , , | 7 comments »

After much thought and consideration, I have decided to postpone my becoming a GAL. This is because I already have a lot on my plate and am not sure how much of my time being a Officer for PTK will take. As of last semester, I only had Thursdays and Mondays evenings free. The other evenings were split between skool and church, most of the weekend was also spent at skool which left little time for the cleaning and such. I will wait until the semester is on its way to see if I will be able to handle all things or if I need to wait until August (that's when I will be allowed to QUIT WORKING!!!!! YAY!!! So that I can go to skool full time and focus only on that! Yay! Only five more years of this skool crap to go!) when skool starts. I do believe that being a GAL is something that I have to do. Someone must speak on behalf of those children and watch out for their best interest. I just don't think that I will be able to do right by the children if I can't even get my personal life in order, you know what I mean? Either way, I will be one this year and will (hopefully) be able to help children in The Bay area. Thank you for your pattings, I was in need of appreciation and love. Don't worry, they won't go unused or abused.

*Also, as you may have already noticed; I have started using the Pay Per Post thing. I will have to do some of their postings because I am in dire need of dinero and the bills ain't gonna pay themselves.

Postie Patrol

Posted by sourpatchbaby | 1/02/2007 | | 0 comments »

This video absolutely funny. The chick has to do a scavenger hunt for all sorts of pictures and videos in Chicago in a determined amount of time in order to win delishus prizes (like 1000 bucks and Digital Photo Printing and such items). I didn't like the fact that she was all aloof of writing I heart hp on her forehead with a marker. I was all like, woman, you needs to wins the moneys! Git writing already! I was all yelling and screaming at the computer screen wanting her to get it over with. She wasn't very smart if she wanted to wait to find someone who would do it for her. It's not like she was going to share the money with them. I was all like, if they asked me, I would do it in a heartbeat. For $1000? Heck yeah, I would just get a brillo pad and scrub to my hearts content later on. Like five seconds after the money was in my pocket. It's not like the skin wont grow back.
I would so participate in something like this to win cool prizes!

By the way, this post was brought to you by HP.