Oh goodness, I got a troll. That must mean that I'm getting to be popular! Yay! But I still want to adress the things that this crazy has written. Awhile back (and by that I mean January), I posted something and in it I mentioned my habit of standing close to The Hubby and stealing his oxygen. Well, it seems like some weirdos out there don't realize that it's my blog and that in it I post my thoughts. And also, these weirdos don't even have the manstuff to put their names on their posting. They choose to post anonymously. So, since they decided to post this at like 2am last night, I'm going to address it here so that Katie can take a crack at them. Here's what the HeShe posted:

Anonymous said...
You are a real whacko! I breathe all the air around him? Gosh, heck with the bango equiptment I would be running for clean air.. You are really a nut=case and feel sorry for your bango church boy!

2:20 AM

First of all dear anon: When quoting someone it is best to mark it differently since it could be mistaken as your own thoughts. What do you mean by a whacko? I understand wacko and I know there's a game called whackamole. Are you calling me some sort of condensed version of these two words? Please elaborate on that. Now, if you're breathing all the air around my hubby stop before you need to open your mouth when I have to tie my shoe. Only I am allowed to do that, that's why I'm married to him. Get your own hubby to give you free used oxygen. Second, equiptment is not spelled that way. Get a spellchecker. And if you start crying about how posting doesn't have spellchecker, type your info in Word first and then copy/paste in the comment box. Or pass first grade, whatever.

I'm not even going to address the bango equipment (or bango equiptment, as you so kindly pointed out) since I have no idea what you mean by that. As far as I know, I don't have now nor have ever had any interest in bangos. In fact, this is a time when spellchecker might have come in handy since I think you're referring to a banjo (which is a musical instrument to be listened to only in the presence of homemade moonshine or so I'm told). That is, unless in your twisted mind you're pointing out some obscure inane reference of a sexual nature. In that case, I want no part of that and leave me the heck out of it.

Also, I'm not sure where you got your information but nut does not equal case like you point out. But going by your preceeding grammar mistakes, you probably mean a nut case. That's not quite correct either since I am not a case of mixed nuts. Although I do want to know what Coconut Fred's Fruit Salad Island has to do with nuts. But I digress. See, in order to be a nut case I would have to be different than the rest of the folks out there and there are not two people alike. There are like minded people out there but even they don't agree on every single thing. Not even identical twins raised in a bubble agree on all of the things all of the time. Which means that YOU my nonfriend, are a nut case yourself, maybe you can tell me what the heck a mongongo is (right there under the search for nut case).

And I don't feel sorry for a bango church boy. I don't know any bango church boys but then again, not knowing what the heck a bango is limits my ability to answer this truthfully. Please elaborate on bango church boy. I think that HeShe likes these bangos and while I certainly appreciate new made up words, I usually let people know in advance what my new made up words mean before I start using them liberally in a sentence. You should try that.


  1. Katherine Marie // 1:31 PM  

    While I highly appreciate the notion that I could possibly be a retard troll-like person, stalking you, I think you're putting way too much effort into telling this person off.

    Dare I say, don't leave stupid comments on a preganant chick's blog??

    I get those stupid comments occassionally, and sometimes I address them, but mostly I delete them. If you're not man/woman enough to identify yourself, and you can't SPELL or use words correctly in a sentence... you just aren't worth my time.

  2. Katherine Marie // 1:33 PM  

    In turn, I'd like to leave the message for Mister/Miss/Missus Anonomous to leave my G alone, lest I find out who you really are and make you troll stew. This I promise.

  3. sourpatchbaby // 8:19 AM  

    That's why I loves me some Katie. She's the best bodyguard a girl could ever have. Plus, she doesn't allow anyone to mess with me since that's her job. Well that, and taking away my hawaiian pizza with bacon.

  4. Katherine Marie // 9:12 AM  

    Response on my page, go!

  5. Katherine Marie // 12:41 PM  

    New post! May be my last for awhile! Comment!

    ♥ Kateeeee

  6. Katherine Marie // 3:47 PM  

    And speaking of HeShe, do you remember Heshe and Shehe?! Did you see Heshe's Myspace, and how he's dressed like a Sheshe?!

  7. sourpatchbaby // 8:20 AM  

    No I've not seen their myspace. And why might this be your last post for awhile? You didn't run that by me!

  8. Grey Street Kate // 8:37 AM  

    This may be my last post for awhile because I don't have a computer @ home anymore (broked downed) and the only reason I can post now is because there isn't much surveillence at SNHS.

    Well, I'm leaving SNHS, so the only pc I have is at the aunt's house, and since I probably won't be there, I probably won't have a computer in which to post from.

    You probably don't remember who Heshe is, I'm guessing, who is James Czzzzz... who is now even more freakishly skinny, and that's right, dressed in very dramatic drag.